I have commented before on the craziness that is the Swazi Media. Well today, I wanted to pass along a clipping from the Classified section of the Swazi Times (the most popular paper in the country).
As you may know, a majority of Swazis visit traditional healers either instead of or in conjunction with western medicine. This can include everything from "throwing bones" to consulting the spirits to taking herbal remedies to casting spells. Most of these traditional healers (often incorrectly called witch-doctors) take a spiritual / magical approach to issues. However, as you can see from these classified, the issues they often work on rarely have to do with spiritual (or even medical) issues. [Click the image for a larger view]
So, if you need assistance with a "week erection" or are looking for "a specialist in warts and womb cleansing" then look no further than your local Swazi traditional healer – conveniently advertized in the classified section.
This has to be my personal favorite (words in brackets mine):
My muthi [magic] is your answer. It stops your relationship from breaking apart. Put him/her under your feet, listen to everything you say [ahh yes… using oppression and subjugation to solve marital disputes]. To apologies when she/he is wrong by using emindi smoke remote control. [I wonder if works even if he/she is not wrong… it’s worth a shot… after all, who couldn’t use some remote-control smoke.]
But, I want to be fair… these listings are more indicative of the newspaper they are in than the overall profession of traditional healer. The organization I work with regular collaborates with traditional healers, and while there are certainly some who are way out there, most are people whose view on the world is simply shaped by their cultural experiences and expectations.
Anyway, I thought you all would appreciate one of those "Only in Swaziland" insights.
The following picture from the Times of Swaziland goes a long way in illustrating the situation with government here in Swaziland:
Here’s the situation: Schools in Swaziland have been in chaos for the last month due to lack of funds in the government. Most delayed opening, then many closed down again after opening. Basically the government has committed to pay fees for most primary grades as well as fees for all OVCs (orphans and vulnerable children), yet, there simply isn’t enough money in the coffers to pay the bills. As a result, there has been a lot of political wrangling and posturing and it has been the children who are suffering the consequences. Even when the schools are open, there are still major issues.
That brings us to this picture…
In this country there isn’t enough money to pay teachers; all our classrooms are beyond over-crowded; students have already been shorted instruction days; many students who want to attend school can’t because of huge fees; and, there is the constant threat that schools will again be closed…
YET… the things that actually gets attention is the inspection of a school bell. Really?!?! That is what is most important?!?! AND… it takes four people to accomplish the task. How about we address the things will actually effect the educational process for the children of this country who have already been deprived of so much!
We are majoring in the minors here people! The things that matter are ignored while a ridiculous amount of attention is spent on things that are almost entirely without consequence.
I wish this was just another funny example of oddball Swazi journalism (if you can even call it that), but unfortunately, it is indicative the situation as a whole.
I recently made a post about the current situation in Swaziland. This was largely prompted by some of press the country had received related to financial issues and some protests. Some of these stories came straight from the Swazi press. So, before you start giving too much credence to what you read, let me give you a snap shot at what the press in Swaziland is really like.
Here is a picture of the front page of one of the two news papers in Swaziland from a few weeks ago:
There are so many things I could comment on, I just don’t know where to start.
Let’s begin with the main picture. I don’t know if you can make it out of not, but that is a photo of hundreds of "maidens" all lined up to dance topless before the king at the annual reed dance. And before you say that at least it is a classy photo, let me assure you that the inside stories leave absolutely nothing to the imagination.
Even better than the main picture is the main headline at the bottom of the page. Just FYI, the "Sushi King" is a shady character from South Africa who is known for his expensive taste and his tendency to pour Champaign over beautiful models and eat sushi off their bare bodies. The subheading to the story reminds readers that polygamy is still alive and well in Southern Africa.
But, the real kicker of course is the main story introduction (in the red bard). If you missed it the first time, go back and read it all together. Now please tell me how in the world that made it past a copy editor.
And then just for good measures, we have front page stories about a pastor showing a girl his "manhood" and the account of a gospel star (who is only 9-years old by the way) who is attacked by demons on stage.
Only in Swaziland my friends… and this is this a taste… there are crazy media accounts like this all the time. I will try to post some more in the future.
