{"id":797,"date":"2010-04-03T11:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-03T16:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2010\/04\/03\/kindergarten-students-say-the-darndest-things\/"},"modified":"2010-04-03T11:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-03T16:03:00","slug":"kindergarten-students-say-the-darndest-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2010\/04\/03\/kindergarten-students-say-the-darndest-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Kindergarten Students Say the Darndest Things"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have decided to start sharing some of the funny things my kiddos at school say.  You may not think they are funny, but I sure do\u2026enjoy!<\/p>\n

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When having a discussion about stomach and intestines one student says, "I know where your food goes when it leaves your stomach\u2026your testicles!"<\/p>\n

 ~<\/strong><\/p>\n

Student:  "Mrs. Kickert, if you love ______ I can’t love you anymore."<\/p>\n

Me: "I am sorry, but I love both of you." (insert a bit of explanation why and how that makes me sad, etc)<\/p>\n

Student:  "Well I don’t love you anymore."<\/p>\n

Next day\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Student:  "Mrs. Kickert, remember what I told you yesterday."<\/p>\n

Me:  "About you not loving me, yeah."<\/p>\n

Student:  "I didn’t mean it, I still love you."<\/p>\n

 ~<\/strong><\/p>\n

The other day I saw a student picking at her bottom.  When I asked her what was wrong she replied, "Mom made me wear my wedgie pants today".  I didn’t know you could buy wedgie pants these days, but now I do!<\/p>\n

 ~<\/strong><\/p>\n

Student:  "Mrs. Kickert, do you have any appetizer?"<\/p>\n

Me:  "Appetizer?"<\/p>\n

Student:  "You know, hand appetizer?"<\/p>\n

Me:  "Oh, hand sanitizer!"<\/p>\n

Student:  "Yeah, hand-itizer."<\/p>\n

~<\/strong><\/p>\n

Stay tuned for more funnies!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have decided to start sharing some of the funny things my kiddos at school say.  You may not think they are funny, but I sure do\u2026enjoy! When having a discussion about stomach and intestines one student says, "I know where your food goes when it leaves your stomach\u2026your testicles!"  ~ Student:  "Mrs. Kickert, if […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-funny-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}