{"id":723,"date":"2010-03-03T19:50:19","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T01:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2010\/03\/03\/pathetic\/"},"modified":"2010-03-03T19:52:39","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T01:52:39","slug":"pathetic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2010\/03\/03\/pathetic\/","title":{"rendered":"Pathetic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend I turned 27.&#160; I wouldn&#8217;t consider myself old by any means, just older!&#160; Ben so kindly made me a cake complete with 27 candles\u2026so creative.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/20100302Chefspaghetti004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto\" title=\"2010-03-02 Chef, spaghetti 004\" border=\"0\" alt=\"2010-03-02 Chef, spaghetti 004\" src=\"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/20100302Chefspaghetti004_thumb.jpg\" width=\"433\" height=\"326\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I was unable to blow out 27 candles in one fail swoop.&#160; Pathetic.&#160; Judge for yourself!<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; width: 425px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px\" id=\"scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:95515de4-bb3d-4831-98e1-ed3c49bfeecc\" class=\"wlWriterEditableSmartContent\">\n<div><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oZU5e1I2XFM&amp;hl=en\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oZU5e1I2XFM&amp;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend I turned 27.&#160; I wouldn&#8217;t consider myself old by any means, just older!&#160; Ben so kindly made me a cake complete with 27 candles\u2026so creative. Unfortunately, I was unable to blow out 27 candles in one fail swoop.&#160; Pathetic.&#160; Judge for yourself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[65],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-birthday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":724,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions\/724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}