{"id":685,"date":"2010-02-22T20:26:47","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T02:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2010\/02\/22\/dishesblah\/"},"modified":"2010-02-22T20:26:47","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T02:26:47","slug":"dishesblah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2010\/02\/22\/dishesblah\/","title":{"rendered":"Dishes&hellip;blah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love to cook, but I hate doing dishes.&#160; I always have, just ask my mom!&#160; It seems like dishes are never ending in our house.&#160; If it isn&#8217;t plates and bowls it is breast pumps and bottles.&#160; It never ends, goes on forever.&#160; I am looking in the kitchen as I am typing and thinking about how I can get out of doing dishes.&#160; However, seeing as how Ben is out of town listening to Desmond Tutu speak they are calling my name.&#160; But maybe I could come up with a good excuse for not doing them\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I could say that Mikayla woke up, was fussy and needed her mom.&#160; I don&#8217;t think Ben would go for that one though.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I could blame it on the Olympics.&#160; I mean they only come on once every four years (ok 2 if you count summer and winter, but who&#8217;s counting?).&#160; Don&#8217;t think he will buy that one either.<\/p>\n<p>I could say that I traded doing this dishes with Shiloh for letting her sleep in the bed tonight.&#160; Ben would be really unhappy with this one seeing as how Shiloh likes to sleep on his side of the bed!<\/p>\n<p>I could blame it on Etsy, I do get sucked in there quite often.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, no excuse is good enough.&#160; I must venture to the kitchen to do the dishes.&#160; Just so you know, I am not happy about it!<\/p>\n<p>Dishes\u2026blah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love to cook, but I hate doing dishes.&#160; I always have, just ask my mom!&#160; It seems like dishes are never ending in our house.&#160; If it isn&#8217;t plates and bowls it is breast pumps and bottles.&#160; It never ends, goes on forever.&#160; I am looking in the kitchen as I am typing and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[61],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-dishes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}