{"id":4136,"date":"2013-10-09T01:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T06:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2013\/10\/09\/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up\/"},"modified":"2013-10-09T01:00:43","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T06:00:43","slug":"you-cant-make-this-stuff-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2013\/10\/09\/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up\/","title":{"rendered":"You Can&#8217;t Make This Stuff Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes my daughter is hysterical!&#160; She will often say things that prompt Ben and I to look at each other and say, &quot;Where does she come up with this stuff?&quot;&#160; I mean seriously.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>Case in point.&#160; Last night we had a late dinner so Mikayla showered beforehand.&#160; The dinner included rice.&#160; After dinner she showed us her bowl to see if she had eaten enough and I noticed clumps of rice in her hair.&#160; Oy vey!&#160; Off to the shower again to get out the sticky rice.&#160; Ben got her rewashed and dried off again.&#160; Then he told Mikayla it was time to dry her hair (before putting on her jammies).&#160; Mikayla immediately started to cry and scream that she couldn&#8217;t dry her hair without her clothes on, leaving Ben a little confused.&#160; So he turned on the hair dryer and attempted to dry her hair.&#160; She started crying more and began to cower in the corner of the bathroom, pitiful I know.&#160; Ben then asked her why she couldn&#8217;t dry her hair without her clothes on.&#160; Her response, &quot;because my skin will fall off&quot;.&#160; Seriously??&#160; You can&#8217;t make this stuff up!!&#160; Ben then responded, &quot;Mikayla, why do you think your skin will fall off if we dry your hair without any clothes on?&quot;&#160; Her response, &quot;Because mommy said so!&quot;&#160; So Ben scoops her up and brings her to the kitchen where I am washing dishes and asks me if I told Mikayla her skin would fall off if she dried her hair with no clothes on.&#160; My response was no, of course not!&#160; Her demeanor immediately went from tears and fear to smiles and laughing!&#160; She allowed Ben to dry her hair, with no clothes on, and amazingly her skin stayed right where it was!<\/p>\n<p>Another funny Mikayla antidote happened a few weeks ago.&#160; She was playing with one of her dolls that go with her dollhouse and he leg popped off.&#160; She took it to Ben and asked him to fix it for her.&#160; Here is how the conversation unfolded:<\/p>\n<p>M:&#160; Daddy can you fix his leg again?<\/p>\n<p>B: Why did you break the leg off your doll?<\/p>\n<p>M:&#160; I did it on accident&#8230;No wait&#8230; On purpose&#8230;wait&#8230; Mommy, which one do I not get in trouble for? <\/p>\n<p>Got to love the things that come out of a kids mouth!&#160; Happy Tuesday everyone.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"Sunset, Max 3 months 131\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Sunset, Max 3 months 131\" src=\"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Sunset-Max-3-months-131.jpg\" width=\"297\" height=\"444\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Mikayla in her silly jammies.&#160; She loves to mix and match her jammies tops and bottoms every night!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes my daughter is hysterical!&#160; She will often say things that prompt Ben and I to look at each other and say, &quot;Where does she come up with this stuff?&quot;&#160; I mean seriously.&#160; Case in point.&#160; Last night we had a late dinner so Mikayla showered beforehand.&#160; The dinner included rice.&#160; After dinner she showed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[77,7],"class_list":["post-4136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-parenting","tag-funny-stories","tag-mikayla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}