{"id":3571,"date":"2012-08-12T03:53:43","date_gmt":"2012-08-12T08:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2012\/08\/12\/my-literal-child\/"},"modified":"2012-08-12T03:53:43","modified_gmt":"2012-08-12T08:53:43","slug":"my-literal-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/2012\/08\/12\/my-literal-child\/","title":{"rendered":"My Literal Child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I noticed that Mikayla had taken her underwear off when going to the bathroom.&#160; I asked her to go back in the bathroom and put her underwear back on.&#160; This is how she came out of the bathroom&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"spider, underwear and Olympics part 1 028\" border=\"0\" alt=\"spider, underwear and Olympics part 1 028\" src=\"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/spider-underwear-and-Olympics-part-1-028.jpg\" width=\"297\" height=\"444\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"spider, underwear and Olympics part 1 030\" border=\"0\" alt=\"spider, underwear and Olympics part 1 030\" src=\"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/spider-underwear-and-Olympics-part-1-030.jpg\" width=\"273\" height=\"444\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;guess I should have been more specific in how I wanted her to put them on.&#160; (In case you can&#8217;t tell, she put her underwear on over her shorts!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I noticed that Mikayla had taken her underwear off when going to the bathroom.&#160; I asked her to go back in the bathroom and put her underwear back on.&#160; This is how she came out of the bathroom&#8230; &#8230;guess I should have been more specific in how I wanted her to put them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-3571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting","tag-mikayla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kickert.info\/beth\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}